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Hiei: *singing Hamtaro Theme* Hamtaro! when we work together, it's much better!...
Kurama: I love you, Karasu!
Karasu:
Get away from me, you ugly freak!!!
Puu: Puu! Aw, **** this! I'm gettin' a better job as a pokemon!
Youko
Kurama: stealing is wrong!
Keiko: Awww... Puu is so cute!
Puu: *pecks out keiko's eyes* How cute was that!?!?!
Hiei:
Kuwabara, you're my hero!
Kurama: Yuusuke, I failed another geometry test!
Yuusuke: I told you not to cheat, Kurama.
Let's go over the Pythagorean Theorem again...
Keiko: You and me, Toguro, outside! Let's go, punk!
Hiei: Stop
calling me names, Kuwabara-sempai! I'm gonna tell Koenma-sama on you!
Kuwabara: Yukina, I'm seeing Botan.
Hiei:
Yukina, I'm your long lost sister- I mean brother! Ah, dammit!
Yukina: After I was thrown off the frozen continent,
I became a heartless assassin...
Keiko: Yuusuke, gimme a light.
Yuusuke: Keiko, I thought you to quit smoking!
Keiko:
Ne, Yuusuke. The teacher's not looking. Let's slip out of class and go to the arcade!
Yukina: $*#&!
Shiori:
Shuuichi, how could you afford to go to Osaka and back three times last week?
Kurama: Well, you remember that bank robbery
that was on the news the other day?
Yuusuke: Kame... Hame... HA~!
Karasu: Kurama, do you mind? You're invading
my personal space.
Touya: Br-r-r-r-r! I'm turning on a heater!
Yukina: I'm taking over Makai!
Juri: I
wasn't paying attention to that match. Let's just flip a coin.
Machine: Hello, the is Karasu. I'm not in, but leave
a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. BLEEEEEP.
Kurama: Hello, Karasu? This is Kurama. You didn't return
any of my calls. I must have called like thirty times... I've been thinking about you a lot. Please have the restraining order
lifted. I just want to see you one more- BLEEEEEP
Shiori: Shuuichi, your school principal called. Something about your
science project eating a classmate?
Kurama: Again?
Shishiwakamaru: I've been waiting a long time to meet you, Kurama.....
Can I have your autograph?
Jin: I hate heights~!!
Kurama: Why Yukina, you're looking lovely as ever today. I've
brought you a rose as a symbol of my devotion-....
Kuwabara: Let's kill him.
Hiei: Good idea.
Shiori: Shuuichi,
what are those strange plants you're growing in the backyard?
Kurama: I confess! They're evil plants that steal life forces
from humans. I've been selling them to my classmates and telling them that it's-
Shiori: Oh, well that's nice, dear. Could
you put these dishes away for me?
Kurama: . . .?
Shiori: You're grounded for a month, Shuuichi! And you can just
forget about that otherworldly tournament of yours, too, young man! No son of mine brings home an A- on his biology exam!
Shishiwakamaru:
Don't look at me!
Atsuko: Yuusuke, I'm worried that you've been skipping too much school.
Kurama- "Karasu,
I would really like to see you soon."
Karasu- "Will you please leave me alone Kurama."
Suzaku: *pointing at his
flute* But...but I can't play this thing!
Karasu: Kurama, now that I think about it, you are pretty ugly...
Koto:
*has just seen youko kurama*My gosh...Kurama has to be about the ugliest thing I've ever seen!!
Kurama:*sleeping in
class*
Karasu's answering machine- "This is the home of Karasu. I am not here at this time. Please leave a message
at the sound og the beep. beeeep
Kurama- "Karasu, I really think that we have to see each other again.
*Karasu picks
up the phone*
Karasu- "STOP CALLING ME YOU STALKER!"
Kurama: Dude, plants suck. I'm gonna go kill my mother and
start destroying the forests!!!!!!
Kuwabara: Hn. Stupid ningens...
Hiei: Hey! I'm a ningen!
Yusuke: Kuwabara,
please stop it. When you say ningen you make it sound like a bad thing. Ningens do have their specialties and advantages,
along with some disadvantages, but I believe you have already known that. Kuwabara, you are also being very iriking at the
moment, along with vulgar.
Kurama: Shut up Yusuke, none of us know what the **** you're talking about... or what the ****
iriking or vulgar means.
Hiei: I wish I knew who my dear sister was...
Kuwabara: *grins* Hey Hiei, it's-
Yukina:
*glares at Kuwabara and sends a telepathic message: If you tell him, I will very much enjoy slowly ripping your voicebox from
you throat.*
Kuwabara: Eh heh heh heh....
Yukina: Koorime suck.
Kurama: So do foxes...
Yukina: Let's go kill
em all!
Kurama: Yeah!
Kurama: Honestly, why do people think I choose a red rose because it mean 'love and peace'
and all that ****? Its because its the color of BLOOD people!
Kurama:Mirror mirror on the wall who is the hottest
of them all?
Puu: Puuuuuuuupuuuupuuupupupupupupupu!
Eikichi: Meow!! *translation: Stop saying that! Nobody understands
you! Talk intelligent like me!!*
Karasu: Remember children, bombs are not toys. Never EVER let me catch you with one!
Kurama:
*making rude gestures behind his teacher's back*
Yusuke: Kurama.... will you stop acting cool with your stupid poses
and rose whip thingies!
Kurama: *to Yusuke* Why you stupid little ningen-*lunges at him*
Keiko: SIT, BOY!
Kurama:
*falls to the ground* x.x Damn it!
Kurama (in Kitsune form):*chasing tail* C'mere ya stupid thing...grrrr....
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