Haru-chan:FAQ...if you dunno what FAQ means....you're weird...FAQ me-
Yumi-chan:means Frequently Asked Questions...thus it became FAQ...
Haru-chan:and you just had to butt in when I was explaining...
Yumi-chan:Isn't it great?
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Haru-chan:I dunno if this FAQ page is freaquently asked questions...
FAQ
Q:Why did you put up this page?
Haru-chan:Don't give me that crap.
Yusuke:Shouldn't you answer that question?
Haru-chan:But it's stupid.
Kurama:No it's not.
Haru-chan:Who asked you?
Kurama:Well...I...um...
Haru-chan:Shut it fox boy.
Hiei:*sweat drop*
Kuwabara:Yumi-chan you could answer the question.
Yumi-chan:We did this page because Haru-chan is currently bored...^_^
Kurama:Now...that wasn't so hard...was it?
Haru-chan:Shut up.
Q:Are there any other people in this Inn except you guys?
Yumi-chan:Well...no...there's no one here except me, Haru-chan and the YYH cast.
Haru-chan:and I don't have any intention on bringing other people...
Kuwabara:Why is that?
Haru-chan:Too crowded.
Kurama:You think?
Haru-chan:I don't think dimwit. I know.
Kurama:Sorry.
Yumi-chan:Don't be.
Q:Why is Haru-chan the one managing the Inn?
Haru-chan:Gotta problem with that?! Huh?!
All:*holds back Haru-chan from wrecking the place*
Haru-chan:No one Questions my authority! Got that?!
All:Yes ma'am.
Haru-chan:LOUDER!
All:YES MA'AM!!!
Haru-chan:*smirk*
Q:Why am I here?
Haru-chan:Another stupid question...off to the trash can you go...
Yumi-chan:No! That's an important question!
Kurama:Why are they visiting anyway.
Yumi-chan:Because it's fun here!
Haru-chan:No it's not.
Yumi-chan:Yes it is!
Kuwabara:Maybe they got lost when the Muffin man chased them and they ended up in here...
Yusuke:You thick headed buffoon...*sigh*
Haru-chan:and you aren't?
Yusuke:Are you looking for trouble?!
Haru-chan:What if I am?!
*Rummble*
Q:Which one of you guys pays for the bills?
All:*points at Haru-chan*
Haru-chan:Yes it's true but I'm not rich. I used my whole life allowance.
Yusuke:*grin*
Haru-chan:What's that grin for?
Yusuke:I dunno...
Haru-chan:Pea sized brain...
Hiei:zZzZzZzZzZzZz
Q:Where do you sleep then?
Haru-chan:3 letter word for you my friend-
Kuwabara:DOG?! You sleep on a dog?!
All:................................................................
Haru-chan:You do that but I sleep on a B.E.D...you got that? I
Kuwabara:Could you pleas repeat that?
Haru-chan:Get this moron away from me. I might catch his sickness...Idioism...
Hiei:zZzZzZzZzZzZz
Yumi-chan:Roger that!
Q:What do you guys eat?
Haru-chan:Why do you care?
Yumi-chan:Just answer the damned question...
Haru-chan:Okay then. I eat good food and I mean GOOD food. The others? If they've done well for the day...I
give them noodle and if they don't do well...I give them dog food.
Kurama:Iy's pretty harsh really...
Haru-chan:Can't do anything about it...I just dominated your place...
Hiei:ZzZzZzZzZzZz
Yusuke:Ewwww...Hiei's drooling....
Haru-chan:I've got one say...BLACKMAIL.....*takes picture of drooling Hiei*
Yusuke:EVIL!.....I like it...give me some coppies....
HAru-chan:$100....
Yusuke:What?! Give me!
Haru-chan:No can do ma men....
Q:For the Inn keepers, Which of the guys would you like to date?
Haru-chan:I'm out.
Kurama:Oh no you don't! *cuffs Haru-chan's hands on the chair*
Haru-chan:EVIL!!!
Kurama:Thanks. ^_^
Yumi-chan:I think I'll pick....
Kuwabara:ME!
Yumi-chan:Heck no!
Kuwabara:That sucks.
Hiei:zZzZzZzZzZzZz
Yusuke:Who do you pick Yumi-chan?
Yumi-chan:um....well...Kurama I guess...*blush*
Kurama:Well thank you Yumi-chan! ^_^
Yumi-chan:*blush*
Yusuke:Fess up! *hold a lipstick and points it to Haru-chan*
Haru-chan:OVER MY DEAD BODY!!!!!! *machine gun appears*
Yusuk:uh-oh...
Kuwabara:AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Hiei:ZzZzZzZzZzZzZ
Q:Hi?
Haru-chan:Are you trying to piss me off?
Yusuke:Is that even a question?
Haru-chan:Who knows....who knows...
Kuwabara:Of course it is! Look at the..uh...what's that sign again?
Kurama:Question mark?
Kuwabara:Oh...
Hiei:baka...zZzZzZzZzZzZ
Q:Can we interview Haru-chan and Yumi-chan, alone, for educational purposes?
Haru-chan:What's educational in here?
Yumi-chan:You can't learn anything from us.
Haru-chan:Go ask Kurama.
Kuwabara:Or me!
All:...........................................................
*tumble weed*
Haru-chan:OoOoOkay...imagination gone wild...
Yusuke:You could also ask Keiko!
Haru-chan:Ask Kurama and Keiko as simple question and you'll get a complicated answer.
Q:Can we ask for the Inn keepers their personal data?
Yumi-chan:Nope!
Haru-chan:There are somethings in this world that weren't ment to be known.
Yumi-chan:Wha?
Haru-chan:Dunno...
Yumi-chan:Weird.
Haru-chan:I bet.
Hiei:zZzZzZzZzZzZ
Q:Can we invite-
Haru-chan:No.
Yumi-chan:But why not?!
Yusuke:Yeah! Why not?!
Kuwabara:Why?!
Kurama:I'm asking the same.
Haru-chan:Co'z I said so that's why!
Q:Can we-
Haru-chan:No.
Yumi-chan:That was fast.
Q:I HATE YOU HARU-CHAN!
Haru-chan:Where's your question?
Q:You are to travel from point A to point B and return. On the trip from A to B, you travel at thirty
miles per hour. How fast would you have to travel from B to A in order to average sixty miles per hour for the round trip?
Yumi-chan:Nani?
Haru-chan:Wha?
Yusuke:Please speek in english.
Kuwabara:*faints*
Hiei:zZzZz...huh?...zZzZzZz
Kurama:The answer everyone quickly gives is ninety miles an hour. Wrong! This is an impossible journey. Think
of it this way: Imagine that the distance from A to B is one mile. Sixty miles per hour is a mile a minute. So it would take
two minutes at the average speed of sixty miles per hour to make the round trip of two miles. Now, the first half of the trip--one
mile--is to be made at thirty miles per hour. This would take two minutes. You can see there is no time
left for the return
trip.
All:Nani Desu Ka?! o.O
Q:Why are you all weird?
Haru-chan:No comment.
Q:Whyddya put that question before this if you won't answer?
Haru-chan:No reason.
Q:Is BAD LUCK true?
Haru-chan:You're asking me this because?
Yumi-chan:Weird question.
Yusuke:That question has nothing to do with us?
Haru-chan:And so does the others.
Q:Who's Haru-chan and Yumi-chan:
Yusuke:Currently investigating about that matter.
Kuwabara:You sound smart.
Yusuke:I know! Isn't it cool?!
Kuwabara:Yeah! Teach me!
Q:Is Haru-chan DRUG-ADDICT?
Kurama:Recovering.
Yusuke:She's been in Rehab for 3 years.
Q:Has anyone ACTUALLY saw Haru-chan and Yumi-chan?
Yusuke:Nope. Only us.
Haru-chan:Yes. I've been locked in this dungeon.
Yumi-chan:And I'm affraid of the light.
Q:How could I see the Inn keepers?
Hiei:*wakes up* Only childrens and maybe adults under 4ft, pay $1000, pay your ride off to Pluto.
Kurama:That's a pretty long way to go.
Hiei:I know.
Q:I'm standing on Pluto now. What's next?
All:o.O
Q:Didn't you guys notice that your FAQ sucks?
Yumi-chan:What did you say?!
Haru-chan:Lemme at him! Lemme at him!
Kurama:Prepare for battle.
Yusuke:Roger that! Is the cannon ready?
Kuwabara:Ready!
Yusuke:Go long Hiei-Cannon!
Hiei:Hn. *been fired by the cannon*
Q:Do I have so many questions?
Haru-chan:2 more questions you beat a showbiz talkshow.
Hiei:So many questions.
Yusuke:Ugh...
Kuwabara:Until when are we doing this?
Haru-chan:I won't answer. E-mail us if you want to ask a question.
Kuwabara:*grunt*
Q:Last one. Are ther people asking all of these questions?
Yumi-chan:Not really.
Haru-chan:Just got bored and did all this crap.
Kurama:We've been brainstorming about these questions.
Kuwabara:We did?
Yusuke:We did?
Hiei:Bakas.
Q:Dedictaion?
Haru-chan:To all die-hard fans of YYH INN...please be more than one.
Yumi-chan:Huh?
Kurama:Didn't quite catch that?
Hiei:What did you mean by that?
Haru-chan:I have no idea what it meant.
